There are a number of party hot spots in Maine.
For example, Portland, Maine has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.
But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in Maine if you wanted to hook up with someone.
After analyzing 25 of the state’s most populous areas (over 5,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of Maine.
Don’t freak out.
Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table
The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Maine
You might be thinking, “Orono?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?
Well if you live in Orono, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.
Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in Maine near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.
The hardest place to get lucky in Maine, according to science? That would be Caribou. More on that later.
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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Maine For 2024
/10
Get Laid Score: 69.9
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 10,116
Bars: 6
Colleges: 2
More on Orono: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 64.6
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 68,280
Bars: 18
Colleges: 3
More on Portland: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 58.8
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 1)
Population: 31,705
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Bangor: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 50.0
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 1)
Population: 15,785
Bars: 6
Colleges: 2
More on Waterville: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 49.1
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 1)
Population: 26,656
Bars: 13
Colleges: 1
More on South Portland: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 48.7
Rank Last Year: 7 (Up 1)
Population: 18,938
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Augusta: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 46.9
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 2)
Population: 16,725
Bars: 8
Colleges: 1
More on Brunswick: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 43.4
Rank Last Year: 9 (Up 1)
Population: 6,986
Bars: 5
Colleges: 0
More on Rockland: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 43.4
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 1)
Population: 9,040
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Old Orchard Beach: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 40.3
Rank Last Year: 13 (Up 3)
Population: 22,438
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
More on Biddeford: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Pine Tree State
We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.
To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Maine, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.
With that in mind, we used the most recent 2018-2022 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Maine. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.
Can’t really get any better data than that.
We paid particular attention to:
- Population density
- % of population that’s female (More females than males)
- % of unmarried people in each city
- % of households with kids in each city
- Colleges per capita
- Bars per capita
We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”
The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 5,000 people. For Maine, that meant a total of 25 cities.
This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2024, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Maine.
There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Maine for 2024
If you’re looking at cities in Maine where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.
The best cities to get laid in Maine are Orono, Portland, Bangor, Waterville, South Portland, Augusta, Brunswick, Rockland, Old Orchard Beach, and Biddeford.
Who ever said science is a bore?
If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Maine, according to science:
- Caribou
- Saco
- Skowhegan
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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Maine For 2024
| Rank | City | Population | Median Income | Bars |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Orono, ME | 10,116 | $52,718 | 6 |
| 2 | Portland, ME | 68,280 | $71,498 | 18 |
| 3 | Bangor, ME | 31,705 | $52,438 | 4 |
| 4 | Waterville, ME | 15,785 | $45,208 | 6 |
| 5 | South Portland, ME | 26,656 | $82,489 | 13 |
| 6 | Augusta, ME | 18,938 | $45,006 | 4 |
| 7 | Brunswick, ME | 16,725 | $66,696 | 8 |
| 8 | Rockland, ME | 6,986 | $52,212 | 5 |
| 9 | Old Orchard Beach, ME | 9,040 | $62,335 | 4 |
| 10 | Biddeford, ME | 22,438 | $63,261 | 6 |
| 11 | Presque Isle, ME | 8,772 | $52,109 | 6 |
| 12 | Belfast, ME | 6,953 | $53,925 | 4 |
| 13 | Lewiston, ME | 37,577 | $54,317 | 4 |
| 14 | Auburn, ME | 24,038 | $59,659 | 5 |
| 15 | Gorham, ME | 7,050 | $96,332 | 4 |
| 16 | Westbrook, ME | 20,339 | $81,198 | 5 |
| 17 | Topsham, ME | 6,813 | $75,801 | 8 |
| 18 | Brewer, ME | 9,633 | $55,870 | 4 |
| 19 | Ellsworth, ME | 8,478 | $61,233 | 10 |
| 20 | Bath, ME | 8,775 | $63,023 | 6 |
| 21 | North Windham, ME | 5,525 | $90,604 | 4 |
| 22 | Winslow, ME | 5,597 | $53,896 | 6 |
| 23 | Skowhegan, ME | 6,270 | $46,613 | 7 |
| 24 | Saco, ME | 20,446 | $81,326 | 5 |
| 25 | Caribou, ME | 7,454 | $47,803 | 4 |