There are a number of party hot spots in Nebraska.
For example, Papillion, Nebraska has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.
But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in Nebraska if you wanted to hook up with someone.
After analyzing 29 of the state’s most populous areas (over 5,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of Nebraska.
Don’t freak out.
Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table
You might be thinking, “Scottsbluff?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?
Well if you live in Scottsbluff, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.
Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in Nebraska near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.
The hardest place to get lucky in Nebraska, according to science? That would be Gretna. More on that later.
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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Nebraska For 2024
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Get Laid Score: 63.9
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 14,454
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Scottsbluff: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 54.9
Rank Last Year: 3 (Up 1)
Population: 24,016
Bars: 9
Colleges: 1
More on Papillion: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 49.2
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 1)
Population: 489,201
Bars: 74
Colleges: 10
More on Omaha: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 44.3
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 2)
Population: 25,883
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Norfolk: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 42.6
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 3)
Population: 33,809
Bars: 10
Colleges: 1
More on Kearney: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 42.2
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 2)
Population: 290,531
Bars: 33
Colleges: 7
More on Lincoln: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 41.0
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 1)
Population: 7,093
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Crete: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 40.6
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 3)
Population: 16,713
Bars: 7
Colleges: 0
More on La Vista: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 40.2
Rank Last Year: 10 (Up 1)
Population: 6,462
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Ralston: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 39.3
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 1)
Population: 25,098
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Hastings: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Cornhusker State
We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.
To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Nebraska, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.
With that in mind, we used the most recent 2018-2022 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Nebraska. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.
Can’t really get any better data than that.
We paid particular attention to:
- Population density
- % of population that’s female (More females than males)
- % of unmarried people in each city
- % of households with kids in each city
- Colleges per capita
- Bars per capita
We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”
The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 5,000 people. For Nebraska, that meant a total of 29 cities.
This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2024, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Nebraska.
There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Nebraska for 2024
If you’re looking at cities in Nebraska where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.
The best cities to get laid in Nebraska are Scottsbluff, Papillion, Omaha, Norfolk, Kearney, Lincoln, Crete, La Vista, Ralston, and Hastings.
Who ever said science is a bore?
If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Nebraska, according to science:
- Gretna
- Chalco
- Blair
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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Nebraska For 2024
| Rank | City | Population | Median Income | Bars |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Scottsbluff, NE | 14,454 | $55,744 | 4 |
| 2 | Papillion, NE | 24,016 | $104,608 | 9 |
| 3 | Omaha, NE | 489,201 | $70,202 | 74 |
| 4 | Norfolk, NE | 25,883 | $57,479 | 4 |
| 5 | Kearney, NE | 33,809 | $66,843 | 10 |
| 6 | Lincoln, NE | 290,531 | $67,846 | 33 |
| 7 | Crete, NE | 7,093 | $62,468 | 4 |
| 8 | La Vista, NE | 16,713 | $77,748 | 7 |
| 9 | Ralston, NE | 6,462 | $61,554 | 4 |
| 10 | Hastings, NE | 25,098 | $57,554 | 5 |
| 11 | Fremont, NE | 27,230 | $62,226 | 10 |
| 12 | Bellevue, NE | 63,336 | $79,839 | 15 |
| 13 | North Platte, NE | 23,309 | $56,890 | 4 |
| 14 | Gering, NE | 8,582 | $65,743 | 4 |
| 15 | Seward, NE | 7,667 | $76,755 | 4 |
| 16 | York, NE | 8,101 | $68,794 | 4 |
| 17 | Mccook, NE | 7,412 | $53,750 | 4 |
| 18 | Sidney, NE | 6,407 | $49,866 | 4 |
| 19 | Plattsmouth, NE | 6,585 | $58,989 | 4 |
| 20 | Beatrice, NE | 12,237 | $49,537 | 6 |
| 21 | Grand Island, NE | 52,822 | $59,061 | 5 |
| 22 | Columbus, NE | 24,035 | $65,341 | 4 |
| 23 | Lexington, NE | 10,662 | $63,939 | 4 |
| 24 | Offutt Afb, NE | 5,627 | $65,042 | 5 |
| 25 | Schuyler, NE | 6,516 | $71,275 | 4 |
| 26 | Alliance, NE | 8,118 | $58,214 | 4 |
| 27 | Blair, NE | 7,813 | $74,058 | 4 |
| 28 | Chalco, NE | 10,457 | $81,800 | 4 |
| 29 | Gretna, NE | 9,019 | $117,553 | 4 |