The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Michigan For 2024


The kinkiest cities in Michigan are Traverse City and Bay City for 2024 based on Saturday Night Science.

By: Chris Kolmar | About RoadSnacks
Last Updated: January 18, 2024

Kinkiest Cities In Michigan Map
Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot kinkier.

Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting, and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the places in Michigan are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

Based on the number of purchases from Adam & Eve per capita, we came up with this list as the 10 kinkiest cities in the Wolverine State.

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The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Michigan For 2024

  1. Traverse City (0.07 orders per capita)
  2. Bay City (0.06 orders per capita)
  3. Walled Lake (0.05 orders per capita)
  4. New Haven(0.05 orders per capita)
  5. Marquette (0.04 orders per capita)
  6. Chelsea (0.04 orders per capita)
  7. Muskegon (0.04 orders per capita)
  8. Livonia (0.03 orders per capita)
  9. Southfield (0.03 orders per capita)
  10. Saginaw (0.02 orders per capita)

Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Michigan, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Michigan are, too.

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n order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Michigan purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. They provided us with purchase information in 2015.

It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know the cities in Michigan are buying adult toys.

Saturday Night Science at it’s finest as there’s no beter way than to solve this argument at a bar.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total dollars spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

Additionally, we only looked at the 111 places in Michigan with over 5,000 people.

The kinkiest cities in Michigan based on this methodology are Traverse City, Bay City, Walled Lake, New Haven, Marquette, Chelsea, Muskegon, Livonia, Southfield, and Saginaw.

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Kinkiest Cities In Michigan For 2024

Rank City Population Orders Per Capita
1 Traverse City, MI 15,468.0 0.07
2 Bay City, MI 32,664.0 0.06
3 Walled Lake, MI 7,262.0 0.05
4 New Haven, MI 6,200.0 0.05
5 Marquette, MI 20,673.0 0.04
6 Chelsea, MI 5,440.0 0.04
7 Muskegon, MI 38,286.0 0.04
8 Livonia, MI 94,928.0 0.03
9 Southfield, MI 76,107.0 0.03
10 Saginaw, MI 44,316.0 0.02
11 Brighton, MI 7,486.0 0.02
12 Frankenmuth, MI 5,064.0 0.02
13 Rochester, MI 12,978.0 0.01
14 Ypsilanti, MI 20,204.0 0.01
15 Troy, MI 87,170.0 0.01
16 Grand Rapids, MI 198,096.0 0.01
17 Birmingham, MI 21,738.0 0.01
18 Springfield, MI 5,268.0 0.01
19 Ann Arbor, MI 122,216.0 0.01
20 Adrian, MI 20,607.0 0.01
21 Plymouth, MI 9,300.0 0.01
22 Jackson, MI 31,420.0 0.01
23 Flushing, MI 8,349.0 0.01
24 Coldwater, MI 13,704.0 0.01
25 Kalamazoo, MI 73,342.0 0.01
26 Port Huron, MI 28,881.0 0.01
27 Lansing, MI 112,986.0 0.01
28 Monroe, MI 20,400.0 0.01
29 Benton Harbor, MI 9,101.0 0.01
30 Mount Pleasant, MI 21,826.0 0.01
31 Iron Mountain, MI 7,522.0 0.01
32 Davison, MI 5,114.0 0.01
33 Auburn Hills, MI 24,593.0 0.0
34 Detroit, MI 636,787.0 0.0
35 Woodhaven, MI 12,867.0 0.0
36 Big Rapids, MI 7,915.0 0.0
37 Fenton, MI 11,967.0 0.0
38 Mount Clemens, MI 15,679.0 0.0
39 Dowagiac, MI 5,680.0 0.0
40 Royal Oak, MI 58,053.0 0.0
41 Alpena, MI 10,200.0 0.0
42 Battle Creek, MI 52,469.0 0.0
43 Southgate, MI 29,948.0 0.0
44 Niles, MI 11,871.0 0.0
45 Portage, MI 48,936.0 0.0
46 Northville, MI 6,088.0 0.0
47 Flint, MI 81,863.0 0.0
48 Taylor, MI 62,937.0 0.0
49 East Lansing, MI 45,403.0 0.0
50 Houghton, MI 8,303.0 0.0
51 Wyandotte, MI 24,857.0 0.0
52 Ludington, MI 7,691.0 0.0
53 Wayne, MI 17,568.0 0.0
54 Madison Heights, MI 28,521.0 0.0
55 Farmington, MI 11,486.0 0.0
56 Grosse Pointe, MI 5,621.0 0.0
57 Roseville, MI 47,476.0 0.0
58 Allegan, MI 5,180.0 0.0
59 Garden City, MI 27,203.0 0.0
60 Holland, MI 34,186.0 0.0
61 Melvindale, MI 12,639.0 0.0
62 Zeeland, MI 5,701.0 0.0
63 Pontiac, MI 61,965.0 0.0
64 Rochester Hills, MI 76,041.0 0.0
65 Sterling Heights, MI 133,744.0 0.0
66 Westland, MI 84,806.0 0.0
67 Warren, MI 138,588.0 0.0
68 Charlotte, MI 9,273.0 0.0
69 Utica, MI 5,195.0 0.0
70 New Baltimore, MI 12,104.0 0.0
71 Dearborn, MI 108,414.0 0.0
72 Alma, MI 9,436.0 0.0
73 Greenville, MI 8,866.0 0.0
74 Menominee, MI 8,429.0 0.0
75 Dearborn Heights, MI 62,474.0 0.0
76 Albion, MI 7,732.0 0.0
77 Grandville, MI 16,017.0 0.0
78 Mason, MI 8,284.0 0.0
79 Saline, MI 8,973.0 0.0
80 Rockford, MI 6,144.0 0.0
81 Escanaba, MI 12,403.0 0.0
82 Three Rivers, MI 7,923.0 0.0
83 Hillsdale, MI 8,005.0 0.0
84 Grand Haven, MI 10,961.0 0.0
85 Trenton, MI 18,420.0 0.0
86 Howell, MI 10,067.0 0.0
87 Wyoming, MI 76,732.0 0.0
88 Riverview, MI 12,390.0 0.0
89 Eaton Rapids, MI 5,201.0 0.0
90 Grand Blanc, MI 8,034.0 0.0
91 Eastpointe, MI 34,087.0 0.0
92 Midland, MI 42,404.0 0.0
93 Cadillac, MI 10,400.0 0.0
94 Oak Park, MI 29,495.0 0.0
95 Lincoln Park, MI 39,807.0 0.0
96 Lapeer, MI 9,034.0 0.0
97 Owosso, MI 14,678.0 0.0
98 Kingsford, MI 5,127.0 0.0
99 Gladstone, MI 5,231.0 0.0
100 Farmington Hills, MI 83,562.0 0.0
About Chris Kolmar

Chris Kolmar has been in the real estate business for almost ten years now. He originally worked for Movoto Real Estate as the director of marketing before founding HomeSnacks.

He believes the key to finding the right place to live comes down to looking at the data, reading about things to do, and, most importantly, checking it out yourself before you move.

If you've been looking for a place to live in the past several years, you've probably stumbled upon his writing already.

You can find out more about him on LinkedIn or his website.

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