There are a number of party hot spots in Wisconsin.
For example, River Falls, Wisconsin has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.
But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in Wisconsin if you wanted to hook up with someone.
After analyzing 84 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of Wisconsin.
Don’t freak out.
Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table
The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Wisconsin
You might be thinking, “La Crosse?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?
Well if you live in La Crosse, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.
Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in Wisconsin near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.
The hardest place to get lucky in Wisconsin, according to science? That would be Suamico. More on that later.
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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Wisconsin For 2024
/10
Get Laid Score: 83.7
Rank Last Year: 2 (Up 1)
Population: 52,043
Bars: 18
Colleges: 3
More on La Crosse: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 82.0
Rank Last Year: 1 (Down 1)
Population: 16,165
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on River Falls: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 81.8
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 13,227
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Glendale: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
/10
Get Laid Score: 74.0
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 1)
Population: 69,098
Bars: 2
Colleges: 3
More on Eau Claire: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
/10
Get Laid Score: 73.9
Rank Last Year: 10 (Up 5)
Population: 16,563
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Menomonie: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
/10
Get Laid Score: 73.7
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 2)
Population: 268,516
Bars: 61
Colleges: 9
More on Madison: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
/10
Get Laid Score: 70.0
Rank Last Year: 7 (No Change)
Population: 11,543
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Platteville: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 69.7
Rank Last Year: 6 (Down 2)
Population: 10,253
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Elkhorn: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 68.8
Rank Last Year: 9 (No Change)
Population: 573,299
Bars: 51
Colleges: 13
More on Milwaukee: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 68.1
Rank Last Year: 8 (Down 2)
Population: 18,837
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Onalaska: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Badger State
We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.
To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Wisconsin, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.
With that in mind, we used the most recent 2018-2022 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Wisconsin. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.
Can’t really get any better data than that.
We paid particular attention to:
- Population density
- % of population that’s female (More females than males)
- % of unmarried people in each city
- % of households with kids in each city
- Colleges per capita
- Bars per capita
We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”
The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 10,000 people. For Wisconsin, that meant a total of 84 cities.
This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2024, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Wisconsin.
There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Wisconsin for 2024
If you’re looking at cities in Wisconsin where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.
The best cities to get laid in Wisconsin are La Crosse, River Falls, Glendale, Eau Claire, Menomonie, Madison, Platteville, Elkhorn, Milwaukee, and Onalaska.
Who ever said science is a bore?
If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Wisconsin, according to science:
- Suamico
- Richfield
- Hobart
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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Wisconsin For 2024
| Rank | City | Population | Median Income | Bars |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | La Crosse, WI | 52,043 | $51,836 | 18 |
| 2 | River Falls, WI | 16,165 | $72,247 | 4 |
| 3 | Glendale, WI | 13,227 | $79,861 | 3 |
| 4 | Eau Claire, WI | 69,098 | $63,882 | 2 |
| 5 | Menomonie, WI | 16,563 | $51,250 | 2 |
| 6 | Madison, WI | 268,516 | $74,895 | 61 |
| 7 | Platteville, WI | 11,543 | $46,554 | 4 |
| 8 | Elkhorn, WI | 10,253 | $72,958 | 2 |
| 9 | Milwaukee, WI | 573,299 | $49,733 | 51 |
| 10 | Onalaska, WI | 18,837 | $80,296 | 2 |
| 11 | Whitewater, WI | 15,725 | $46,135 | 2 |
| 12 | Wisconsin Rapids, WI | 18,783 | $51,186 | 4 |
| 13 | Kenosha, WI | 99,493 | $64,963 | 3 |
| 14 | Stevens Point, WI | 25,549 | $53,611 | 6 |
| 15 | Shorewood, WI | 13,707 | $87,161 | 3 |
| 16 | Superior, WI | 26,562 | $54,935 | 5 |
| 17 | Watertown, WI | 22,978 | $67,189 | 2 |
| 18 | Oshkosh, WI | 66,373 | $59,186 | 20 |
| 19 | Waukesha, WI | 70,945 | $77,558 | 2 |
| 20 | De Pere, WI | 25,373 | $78,733 | 5 |
| 21 | Green Bay, WI | 106,846 | $59,174 | 7 |
| 22 | Middleton, WI | 21,864 | $87,333 | 13 |
| 23 | West Allis, WI | 59,907 | $64,888 | 2 |
| 24 | Appleton, WI | 75,133 | $75,469 | 16 |
| 25 | Wauwatosa, WI | 47,919 | $93,812 | 5 |
| 26 | Janesville, WI | 65,669 | $68,610 | 3 |
| 27 | Racine, WI | 77,453 | $52,766 | 4 |
| 28 | Cudahy, WI | 18,087 | $66,592 | 3 |
| 29 | Manitowoc, WI | 34,500 | $60,040 | 2 |
| 30 | Hudson, WI | 14,763 | $90,250 | 5 |
| 31 | Monroe, WI | 10,622 | $62,191 | 5 |
| 32 | Grafton, WI | 12,160 | $83,500 | 2 |
| 33 | Chippewa Falls, WI | 14,623 | $58,558 | 2 |
| 34 | Ashwaubenon, WI | 16,939 | $67,748 | 3 |
| 35 | Fort Atkinson, WI | 12,522 | $72,215 | 4 |
| 36 | Baraboo, WI | 12,541 | $66,592 | 3 |
| 37 | Marshfield, WI | 18,795 | $58,474 | 2 |
| 38 | Menasha, WI | 18,125 | $62,514 | 17 |
| 39 | South Milwaukee, WI | 20,678 | $68,801 | 3 |
| 40 | Stoughton, WI | 13,091 | $73,014 | 6 |
| 41 | Sheboygan, WI | 49,805 | $59,861 | 3 |
| 42 | Mequon, WI | 25,102 | $141,996 | 2 |
| 43 | Sun Prairie, WI | 35,847 | $90,384 | 2 |
| 44 | Marinette, WI | 11,065 | $54,969 | 2 |
| 45 | Franklin, WI | 36,513 | $100,524 | 2 |
| 46 | Allouez, WI | 14,089 | $84,198 | 3 |
| 47 | Brown Deer, WI | 12,593 | $88,164 | 2 |
| 48 | Greendale, WI | 14,722 | $89,684 | 2 |
| 49 | West Bend, WI | 31,682 | $71,904 | 5 |
| 50 | Port Washington, WI | 12,446 | $76,609 | 3 |
| 51 | Two Rivers, WI | 11,252 | $56,236 | 3 |
| 52 | Fitchburg, WI | 29,826 | $87,253 | 2 |
| 53 | Beaver Dam, WI | 16,652 | $65,802 | 2 |
| 54 | Cedarburg, WI | 12,213 | $79,610 | 6 |
| 55 | Whitefish Bay, WI | 14,804 | $142,356 | 2 |
| 56 | Mount Pleasant, WI | 27,640 | $83,827 | 4 |
| 57 | Weston, WI | 15,698 | $71,466 | 2 |
| 58 | Howard, WI | 20,022 | $77,118 | 2 |
| 59 | Neenah, WI | 27,309 | $71,280 | 3 |
| 60 | Plover, WI | 13,549 | $76,120 | 2 |
| 61 | Oconomowoc, WI | 18,178 | $99,104 | 2 |
| 62 | Little Chute, WI | 11,798 | $69,102 | 2 |
| 63 | Deforest, WI | 10,767 | $97,381 | 2 |
| 64 | Kaukauna, WI | 17,111 | $74,575 | 2 |
| 65 | Waupun, WI | 11,109 | $66,033 | 2 |
| 66 | Menomonee Falls, WI | 38,610 | $96,986 | 3 |
| 67 | Pleasant Prairie, WI | 21,373 | $99,635 | 2 |
| 68 | Burlington, WI | 11,000 | $80,529 | 2 |
| 69 | Oak Creek, WI | 36,286 | $86,408 | 4 |
| 70 | Portage, WI | 10,450 | $59,619 | 3 |
| 71 | Hartford, WI | 15,667 | $70,887 | 3 |
| 72 | Reedsburg, WI | 10,019 | $66,026 | 3 |
| 73 | New Richmond, WI | 10,158 | $78,077 | 2 |
| 74 | Verona, WI | 14,040 | $109,960 | 3 |
| 75 | Holmen, WI | 10,806 | $77,880 | 2 |
| 76 | Sussex, WI | 11,549 | $105,435 | 2 |
| 77 | Oregon, WI | 11,240 | $95,453 | 2 |
| 78 | Bellevue, WI | 16,086 | $76,152 | 2 |
| 79 | Caledonia, WI | 25,277 | $90,346 | 2 |
| 80 | Waunakee, WI | 14,794 | $132,305 | 3 |
| 81 | Muskego, WI | 25,073 | $112,537 | 2 |
| 82 | Hobart, WI | 10,130 | $107,222 | 4 |
| 83 | Richfield, WI | 11,757 | $128,165 | 2 |
| 84 | Suamico, WI | 12,878 | $111,320 | 2 |
Not exactly difficult to imagine. This hits every town with a University of Wisconsin 4 year college at the top of the list. Should have been the easiest cities to get laid if you are 20ish. Otherwise not so much.
College towns… one word: DUH!
you obviously don’t know shit about wisconsin!! probably never even set foot in the state?!
But as you know, plenty of amazing places are still lurking under the radar. All around the country, cities big and small offer those same amenities — a creative, laid-back vibe, a food and craft beer scene, a not-yet-ruined cool factor — at reasonable prices. They might not be the best vacation spots in America, and they might not be top-five name-brand towns. But in terms of overall quality of life and cost of living, these underappreciated cities are all dark-horse candidates to help you author your best move ever. (A final note: 13 of these are in states that went red in 2016, and of those, at least 10 are among the most LGBT-friendly towns in their respective states.)
I’ve been all over the US and Wisconsin and Florida are probably the 2 easiest States to get laid in no matter what age you are. As far as what City in Wisconsin has the horniest locals, I’d have to say that record belongs to Stevens Point, not Platteville. A 45 year old guy can easily hook up with 5 or 6 early 20-some girls in a single night. Or if you’re female, you could easily find one guy that wants to hook up with you that will invite all 20 of his male friends to get a piece of the action if you so desire. Also, statistically, Stevens Point hold the record for people who spend the most time on dating sites like OkCupid and Tinder looking for sex. I think people in Stevens Point are like this because of their highly concentrated Polish population. Those Pollocks love to have fun and they waste no time.
I drove 3hrs from Chicago to Stevens point. Right bars are packed with pretty girls in this time! Will be back!