More and more people would prefer to live in the cities and towns that surround New Orleans to avoid all the hustle and bustle.
So the question arises: what suburbs of New Orleans are the worst?
Today, we’ll use Saturday Night Science to determine which New Orleans ‘burbs need a little tender loving care – the sore thumbs of the New Orleans area if you will. Realistically, you can only expect some of the suburbs to live up to New Orleans proper, although Harahan certainly tries.
We examined the 9 biggest suburbs of New Orleans to find out the worst places to live. And while you won’t necessarily find them on the worst places to live in Louisiana lists, these ten places are a little too far downwind of New Orleans in terms of quality of life.
Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table
Now don’t freak out.
What’s the worst suburb of New Orleans? Gretna ranks as the worst suburb of New Orleans for 2024 based on the most recent Census and FBI data.
Or, if you’re thinking of moving to elsewhere in Louisiana check out the best places in Louisiana overall or the worst.
And remember, there are some good places to live around New Orleans too.
The 5 Worst New Orleans Suburbs To Live For 2024
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Population: 17,640
Median Income: $47,010 (2nd lowest)
Unemployment Rate: 6.9% (2nd highest)
Median Home Value: $205,631 (3rd lowest)
More on Gretna: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living
We’ll get the ball rolling with Gretna, the absolute worst place to live around New Orleans according to the data.
And in the world of worst rankings, Gretna beat the competition pretty handily thanks to scoring in the bottom 15% in three major categories. Income is the 2nd worst in the New Orleans area, and to make matters worse, the city ranks 3rd worst when it comes to home values.
But hey, at least it’s cheap to live there. But there’s a reason for that… it’s Gretna.
You won’t feel bad about not having a great income for the area. There aren’t a bunch of places to spend your money anyway.
2. Jean Lafitte
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Population: 2,517
Median Income: $59,225 (3rd lowest)
Unemployment Rate: 17.9% (highest)
Median Home Value: $148,923 (2nd lowest)
More on Jean Lafitte:
Welcome to Jean Lafitte. Home to KMart, Big Lots, and a lot of gas stations.
This city is 23.2 miles to New Orleans. Income levels here are the 3rd lowest in the metro area, where families bring in about $59,225 a year, which only goes so far even on a shoestring budget.
But on the bright side, there are a lot of fast food joints in the area.
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Population: 8,466
Median Income: $43,981 (lowest)
Unemployment Rate: 5.0% (5th highest)
Median Home Value: $139,788 (lowest)
More on Westwego: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living
Back up the highway we go for the third worst New Orleans suburb you can live in. You might have expected to see Westwego on here. While the cost of living is low, your entertainment and work options are limited. And that’s an understatement.
In terms of numbers, it’s in the worst 15% for insurance, and the adult high school dropout rate is poor compared to other New Orleans suburbs.
But at least there are lovely parks to bring the kids during the day.
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Population: 65,785
Median Income: $60,557 (5th lowest)
Unemployment Rate: 5.7% (3rd highest)
Median Home Value: $228,773 (6th lowest)
More on Kenner: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living
If you live in Kenner, most likely you struggle to make ends meet every month. It ranks as the 5th lowest New Orleans suburb for median household incomes.
Not only that, but this is the 3rd worst unemployed suburb you can live in if you choose to live near New Orleans. Remember, we looked at 9 cities for this study.
Kenner is about 19.4 miles to downtown.
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Population: 28,690
Median Income: $63,004 (6th lowest)
Unemployment Rate: 5.2% (4th highest)
Median Home Value: $224,573 (5th lowest)
More on Slidell: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living
Slidell has the distinction of being a New Orleans suburb. Which means that’s about all it has going for it.
All snarkiness aside, Slidell has the 5th lowest home values in the metro New Orleans area, where the median price is $224,573. The median income is $84,886.
Slidell has an unemployment rate of 5.18% which ranks 4th worst.
Methodology: Determining The Worst Suburbs Around New Orleans for 2024
To figure out how bad a New Orleans suburb is to live in, we used Saturday Night Science to identify the kinds of things people like and then decide what suburbs have the least amount of those things.
Using the most recent American Community Survey data from 2018-2022, this is the criteria we used:
- High unemployment rate
- Low median household incomes
- Low population density (no things to do)
- Low home values
- A lot of high school dropouts
- High poverty
- High rate of uninsured families
We defined a suburb as any town within 30 miles of New Orleans.
We also limited the analysis to places with over 2,000 people. This left us with a grand total of 9 suburbs to evaluate around New Orleans.
We ranked each place with scores from 1 to 9 in each category, where 1 was the “worst.”
Next, we averaged the rankings for each place to create a quality-of-life index.
And finally, we crowned the city with the worst quality of life index, the “Worst Suburb near New Orleans.” We’re looking at you, Gretna.
We updated this article for 2024, which reflects our tenth time ranking the worst suburbs around New Orleans.
Summary: The areas around New Orleans where the dream is more of a nightmare for 2024
Well there you have it — the worst of the ‘burbs surrounding New Orleans with Gretna casting itself ahead of the pack.
The worst suburbs of New Orleans are .
As we mentioned earlier, the suburbs around New Orleans aren’t all bad. Harahan takes the cake as the best place to live around New Orleans.
- Harahan
- Abita Springs
- Mandeville
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Detailed List Of The Worst New Orleans Suburbs
| Rank | City | Population | Median Income | Median Home Values |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gretna | 17,640 | $47,010 | $205,631 |
| 2 | Jean Lafitte | 2,517 | $59,225 | $148,923 |
| 3 | Westwego | 8,466 | $43,981 | $139,788 |
| 4 | Kenner | 65,785 | $60,557 | $228,773 |
| 5 | Slidell | 28,690 | $63,004 | $224,573 |
| 6 | Pearl River | 2,584 | $59,702 | $221,079 |
| 7 | Mandeville | 13,194 | $84,886 | $349,833 |
| 8 | Abita Springs | 2,639 | $80,212 | $269,151 |
| 9 | Harahan | 9,043 | $75,099 | $284,984 |