Most Americans have never been to small town Missouri. However, as the Missourian who live there know, small town Missouri is an awesome place to call home.
But is it all roses? Definitely not. Just like any other state, Missouri has its trouble spots. This article aims to determine, using Saturday Night Science, the absolute worst small towns to live in the Show Me State. Don’t freak out, we will use data to show which places have high crime, poverty, and unemployment.
After analyzing more than 228 of Missouri’s smallest cities, we came up with this list as the 10 worst small towns in Missouri where you’d never want to live:
Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table
These are the worst small towns in Missouri for 2024:
- Granby
- Malden
- Ellington
- Greenfield
- Steelville
- Carterville
- Houston
- Marble Hill
- Steele
- Senath
So what is the worst small town to call home in Missouri for 2024? According to the most recent census data, Granby is the worst small town to live in Missouri.
While many of these small towns have seen better days, they have wonderful communities and people. This report in no way means to knock the folks that call towns like Granby home. Everyone
Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers, or scroll to the bottom to see how your town ranked.
And if you already know about the small towns, check out the best places to live in Missouri or the worst places to live in Missouri.
If you’re looking for something more national, check out the worst cities in America or the worst states in America.
The 10 Worst Small Towns In Missouri For 2024
1. Granby
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Population: 2,274
Median Home Value: $169,154
Median Income: $34,934
Unemployment Rate: 14.5%
2. Malden
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Population: 3,790
Median Home Value: $77,596
Median Income: $35,451
Unemployment Rate: 7.5%
3. Ellington
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Population: 1,302
Median Home Value: $160,381
Median Income: $40,000
Unemployment Rate: 26.2%
4. Greenfield
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Population: 1,288
Median Home Value: $93,975
Median Income: $30,202
Unemployment Rate: 12.0%
5. Steelville
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Population: 1,515
Median Home Value: $185,581
Median Income: $35,000
Unemployment Rate: 9.1%
6. Carterville
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Population: 1,951
Median Home Value: $110,962
Median Income: $45,708
Unemployment Rate: 8.6%
7. Houston
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Population: 2,416
Median Home Value: $163,677
Median Income: $40,893
Unemployment Rate: 9.2%
8. Marble Hill
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Population: 1,854
Median Home Value: $111,164
Median Income: $29,615
Unemployment Rate: 7.9%
9. Steele
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Population: 1,375
Median Home Value: $109,098
Median Income: $30,592
Unemployment Rate: 25.4%
10. Senath
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Population: 1,597
Median Home Value: $71,615
Median Income: $40,000
Unemployment Rate: 4.9%
Methodology: How do you decide if a small place in Missouri is lousy or not?
To rank the worst small towns to live in Missouri, we had to determine what criteria people like or dislike about a place. Assuming that people like low crime, solid education, things to do, and a stable economy isn’t a stretch.
We then analyzed the criteria using Saturday Night Science, the thinking you’d use at a bar. It seems like even your crazy Uncle would agree that a town with high crime is worse than a town with low crime; all else the same.
Using FBI crime data and the Census’s 2018-2022 American Community Survey, this is the criteria we used:
- Population Density (The lower, the worse)
- Highest Unemployment Rates
- Low housing costs (meaning there’s no demand)
- Adjusted Median Income (Median income adjusted for the cost of living)
- Education (Number of high school dropouts)
- High Crime
We looked at cities with populations between 1,000 and 5,000 people, of which there were many – 228 to be exact.
We get the crime numbers from the FBI, which gets them from the cities. Dropout numbers are based on the adult population, not just the current graduation rates of teenagers.
We base all our research on facts, which is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2024, which is our tenth time ranking the worst small places to live in Missouri.
There You Have It – The Worst Small Towns In Missouri
If you’re analyzing teeny places in the Show Me State with the worst economic situations, where there’s high crime and there’s not a lot to do, this is an accurate list.
The worst small towns in Missouri are Granby, Malden, Ellington, Greenfield, Steelville, Carterville, Houston, Marble Hill, Steele, and Senath.
If you’re curious enough, here are the best small towns to live in Missouri, according to science:
- Marthasville (Pop. 2,616)
- Weatherby Lake (Pop. 2,422)
- Warson Woods (Pop. 2,107)
For more Missouri reading, check out:
Worst Small Towns In Missouri
Rank | Town | Population | Unemployment Rate | Home Value | Median Income |
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1 | Granby | 2,274 | 14.5% | $169,154 | $34,934 |
2 | Malden | 3,790 | 7.5% | $77,596 | $35,451 |
3 | Ellington | 1,302 | 26.2% | $160,381 | $40,000 |
4 | Greenfield | 1,288 | 12.0% | $93,975 | $30,202 |
5 | Steelville | 1,515 | 9.1% | $185,581 | $35,000 |
6 | Carterville | 1,951 | 8.6% | $110,962 | $45,708 |
7 | Houston | 2,416 | 9.2% | $163,677 | $40,893 |
8 | Marble Hill | 1,854 | 7.9% | $111,164 | $29,615 |
9 | Steele | 1,375 | 25.4% | $109,098 | $30,592 |
10 | Senath | 1,597 | 4.9% | $71,615 | $40,000 |
11 | Pine Lawn | 2,772 | 16.2% | $43,788 | $25,164 |
12 | Licking | 2,784 | 12.9% | $176,557 | $32,202 |
13 | Noel | 1,930 | 6.6% | $144,261 | $42,292 |
14 | Hayti | 2,367 | 12.5% | $73,895 | $22,202 |
15 | Clarkton | 1,094 | 2.6% | $58,878 | $39,219 |
16 | Piedmont | 2,739 | 5.8% | $107,007 | $35,341 |
17 | Rich Hill | 1,384 | 5.1% | $111,643 | $43,205 |
18 | Leadwood | 1,475 | 6.8% | $65,471 | $45,000 |
19 | Charleston | 4,683 | 7.9% | $83,017 | $29,306 |
20 | Mansfield | 1,351 | 6.0% | $185,108 | $30,870 |
21 | Bloomfield | 2,172 | 8.1% | $124,665 | $42,446 |
22 | Willow Springs | 2,125 | 9.0% | $177,780 | $39,654 |
23 | Humansville | 1,256 | 10.1% | $156,003 | $35,278 |
24 | East Prairie | 2,969 | 6.0% | $97,359 | $28,300 |
25 | Campbell | 1,639 | 8.0% | $72,028 | $45,577 |
26 | Cabool | 2,543 | 2.4% | $175,825 | $33,429 |
27 | Lamar | 4,298 | 9.7% | $170,505 | $32,907 |
28 | Thayer | 2,111 | 4.2% | $131,626 | $35,357 |
29 | Pierce City | 1,373 | 4.7% | $116,023 | $45,341 |
30 | Canton | 2,733 | 11.1% | $152,790 | $42,708 |
31 | Bel-Ridge | 2,687 | 18.3% | $64,904 | $38,642 |
32 | Sarcoxie | 1,464 | 9.2% | $233,777 | $36,908 |
33 | Pagedale | 2,592 | 4.1% | $55,926 | $29,112 |
34 | Duenweg | 1,604 | 2.8% | $119,067 | $46,917 |
35 | Purdy | 1,374 | 14.6% | $176,995 | $38,523 |
36 | Anderson | 2,561 | 2.6% | $123,077 | $47,500 |
37 | Mountain View | 2,558 | 2.6% | $183,388 | $43,611 |
38 | Flordell Hills | 1,448 | 31.7% | $47,172 | $32,906 |
39 | Butler | 4,541 | 14.7% | $131,610 | $33,548 |
40 | Breckenridge Hills | 4,452 | 8.2% | $93,755 | $49,198 |
41 | Van Buren | 1,125 | 0.3% | $174,709 | $22,143 |
42 | Castle Point | 2,940 | 6.5% | $61,239 | $34,190 |
43 | Doniphan | 2,138 | 6.0% | $141,503 | $41,927 |
44 | Riverview | 2,912 | 7.3% | $57,782 | $48,194 |
45 | Portageville | 2,918 | 4.5% | $100,045 | $34,105 |
46 | Edina | 1,379 | 3.4% | $115,447 | $40,714 |
47 | Osage Beach | 4,736 | 10.6% | $340,267 | $51,600 |
48 | Sugar Creek | 3,247 | 5.8% | $149,731 | $55,201 |
49 | Oran | 1,150 | 7.8% | $133,060 | $51,250 |
50 | Osceola | 1,071 | 5.4% | $94,730 | $37,083 |
51 | Bernie | 1,916 | 2.1% | $94,973 | $41,477 |
52 | Richland | 2,307 | 6.1% | $176,571 | $42,561 |
53 | Stockton | 1,932 | 8.6% | $224,992 | $37,868 |
54 | Sweet Springs | 1,258 | 6.6% | $124,667 | $46,974 |
55 | Versailles | 2,549 | 5.6% | $209,867 | $27,202 |
56 | Ironton | 1,639 | 5.4% | $104,963 | $43,606 |
57 | Wellsville | 1,177 | 4.5% | $141,107 | $57,708 |
58 | Crane | 1,470 | 4.3% | $137,954 | $45,234 |
59 | El Dorado Springs | 3,531 | 3.7% | $144,743 | $33,173 |
60 | Wellston | 1,913 | 3.0% | $48,994 | $35,278 |
61 | Country Club Hills | 1,201 | 10.4% | $52,131 | $46,357 |
62 | Vinita Park | 1,857 | 9.9% | $83,682 | $50,964 |
63 | Louisiana | 3,249 | 6.2% | $117,385 | $48,410 |
64 | Grant City | 1,004 | 1.2% | $80,570 | $36,429 |
65 | Hillsdale | 1,070 | 3.1% | $38,425 | $35,735 |
66 | Ava | 2,933 | 8.5% | $205,152 | $43,969 |
67 | Cool Valley | 1,175 | 4.2% | $98,069 | $49,792 |
68 | Salem | 4,673 | 7.0% | $169,903 | $35,413 |
69 | Adrian | 2,021 | 11.3% | $217,603 | $46,957 |
70 | Gallatin | 1,747 | 4.7% | $224,189 | $39,500 |
71 | Elsberry | 1,975 | 5.3% | $157,816 | $43,333 |
72 | New Franklin | 1,057 | 2.2% | $169,133 | $47,768 |
73 | Warsaw | 2,326 | 3.9% | $163,827 | $35,167 |
74 | Potosi | 2,559 | 2.3% | $161,769 | $39,676 |
75 | La Plata | 1,265 | 6.3% | $100,252 | $44,286 |
76 | Albany | 1,859 | 3.0% | $90,948 | $46,033 |
77 | Claycomo | 1,815 | 6.1% | $203,239 | $46,890 |
78 | Marceline | 2,190 | 4.5% | $116,921 | $47,596 |
79 | St. Clair | 4,771 | 6.7% | $187,263 | $37,764 |
80 | Kahoka | 2,134 | 6.4% | $111,825 | $41,250 |
81 | Hanley Hills | 1,612 | 6.3% | $71,408 | $47,083 |
82 | Vandalia | 3,382 | 3.3% | $92,803 | $43,654 |
83 | Seymour | 1,932 | 4.5% | $226,096 | $50,194 |
84 | Edmundson | 1,224 | 1.7% | $111,742 | $45,313 |
85 | Slater | 1,987 | 2.8% | $93,145 | $33,088 |
86 | New Madrid | 2,761 | 2.3% | $99,361 | $42,443 |
87 | Camdenton | 3,979 | 1.5% | $300,091 | $45,833 |
88 | Marionville | 2,551 | 9.9% | $170,322 | $47,557 |
89 | Bismarck | 1,617 | 3.9% | $135,573 | $42,188 |
90 | Moline Acres | 2,815 | 15.0% | $76,203 | $50,352 |
91 | Riverside | 4,017 | 4.6% | $377,596 | $47,668 |
92 | Buffalo | 3,319 | 2.8% | $189,496 | $27,332 |
93 | Highlandville | 1,039 | 6.9% | $301,102 | $46,667 |
94 | Bowling Green | 4,149 | 8.1% | $180,448 | $44,338 |
95 | La Monte | 1,029 | 2.6% | $193,968 | $60,474 |
96 | Normandy | 4,301 | 7.8% | $76,046 | $28,774 |
97 | Windsor | 3,002 | 3.4% | $148,067 | $50,592 |
98 | Holden | 1,840 | 5.4% | $155,688 | $58,661 |
99 | Mountain Grove | 4,498 | 0.8% | $164,747 | $38,103 |
100 | Owensville | 2,800 | 2.7% | $192,848 | $47,207 |
Boo!! I live in Roscoe! Sure , most of us are unemployed. Most of us are retired . We didn’t move here to work. My husband and I have a great life here.
I love in Browning and love it! Best school district around. Wouldn’t love anywhere else.
Not sure how you come up with crap but it is highly inaccurate! Mt. Moriah is not a bad place. Most are RETIRED or still working. The percentage of those just not working is few. Also, a famous ball player was raised there. Get your facts straight before you bash their town.
Not to mention the fact that they are geographically challenged. Take the Route 136 exit off of I-35 and head towards Iowa? Seriously?
Bud Tapman, you should know by now that people in the poorest, least desirable towns in in Missouri and anywhere else have internet access. Stick to writing stories about places you’ve actually travelled through and visited, this is lazy writing and storytelling at best.
I am from Hendrickson.mo Butler county,Blackriver township..I really enjoyed your roadsnacks…site..lol..at least one thing was not mentioned that we laugh at,,is Poplar Bluff.mo Butler county..hasn’t been called “”little Chicago”””lately…
Judy Engle Oh..Mr Bud Tapman,you really do not know the joy of living in the small town of Climax Springs…we played basketball,had church 2-3 times a week,we learned how to help our neighbors,we worked hard, nothing was handed to us..Climax Springs brought out the best to prepare was for the big city…we have lawyers,Drs,union presidents,preachers,loan officers,Realtors …sec of state,financial advisors ,teachers…I was taught to invest in land my Senior yr…Thsnk You Mr Don Edwards…I am so proud to be from Climax Springs…
I spent 17 years in blairstown, moved to roscoe for 4 years, and have lived in 4 other of the worst MO towns on your list. What’s that say about me?
How about German town its very creepy I never wanna break done there again they refuse to help u and u try to get someone to help and they will shoot at u
You may want to spend a little more time gathering your data. Neither Coffey, Mt. Moriah or Mc Fall have had a school for many years so school data not accurate! One has to appreciate a much slower pace of life in order to appreciate these small towns!